Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Apr 4, 2016 1:45:23 GMT
Alright folks, I'll admit it. We fucked up hard. We thought "Oh of course, it's Chaos, he'll fight fair." Then he...are you a he?... spat in our faces and broke his own ancients-damned rules. Now he's summoning our past to bite us in the arse. What did you expect?
Now, with that in mind, kill the Traxis. We can actually kill him, instead of mister infinity/infinity over there.
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Post by Murphio on Apr 4, 2016 2:39:46 GMT
Round 4 Results:
El'En'Gee: 1
Birmian: 3
Bookingtenacity: 4
Gavalanche: 3
Dragowarkiblugh: 6
Murphio: 5
Ninjasquingy: 6
Bobbart: 1
Brigland: 3
Total damage: 32
Traxis, Royal of Darkness: 2
The alternate manifestation, in its deluded state, targets the one it recognizes most from the fated fight in a lost universe; a symbol of war. It lunges for Gavalanche but inflicts only minor wounds with a shadowy sword of coalesced Moonlight.
Health:
El'En'Gee: 14/25
Birmian: 25/25
Bookingtenacity: 25/25
Gavalanche: 23/25
Dragowarkiblugh: 25/25
Murphio: 25/25
Ninjasquingy: 25/25
Bobbart: 25/25
Brigland: 25/25
Traxis, Royal of Darkness: 33/65
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
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Post by El'En'Gee on Apr 4, 2016 3:01:56 GMT
El'En'Gee again tries desperately to dispell this creation of Chaos, directing the remaining power of the Ancients into destroying it and freeing the sphere it gets its form from.
Also, honestly, I expected something like this. I was considering standing back and making sure Chaos fought fair without engaging with the rest of you. But I decided meh, whatever, and dove straight in.
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Apr 4, 2016 12:43:36 GMT
Two rounds, two rolls of the dice. In the past two rounds, I have rolled a 6. On this list of Ancients, looked at from reverse, I am the sixth Ancient, assuming of course that Chaos is as 'ancient' as us.
Therefore, if I roll a third six, then the Ancient Sphere of Chance shall bless me once again, given the 1/216th chance of this occurring. For every 6 I roll henceforth, I shall become immensely stronger.
I'm going to throw a bag of metallic dice at Traxis really hard...and see what happens.
And before you ask, yes
I'm aiming for the junk.
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Birmian
A failure of an Ancient
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Post by Birmian on Apr 4, 2016 22:12:02 GMT
birmian uses his ability "grinsalot" and grins traxis to oblivion
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Post by Murphio on Apr 5, 2016 12:45:46 GMT
Round 5 Results: El'En'Gee: 3 Birmian: 2 Bookingtenacity: 5 Gavalanche: 4 Dragowarkiblugh: 5 Murphio: 3 Ninjasquingy: 3 Bobbart: 5 Brigland: 6 Total damage: 36 Traxis, Royal of Darkness: 1 With another decisive blow the manifestation is dispelled. The Moon Sphere is wrenched free of the Vortex of Chaos and now hovers behind the Ancients, out of Chaos's control. Health: El'En'Gee: 14/25 Birmian: 25/25 Bookingtenacity: 25/25 Gavalanche: 22/25 Dragowarkiblugh: 25/25 Murphio: 25/25 Ninjasquingy: 25/25 Bobbart: 25/25 Brigland: 25/25 Traxis, Royal of Darkness: 0/0From El'En'Gee's ritual of extracting the Elder Spheres, another one is manifesting and taking form. It is splitting into more than one being this time.... The Elder Sphere of Water flows and contorts into several beings of destroyed reality. The ice covering the walls and doorways melts, and everybody rushes in. Seeing the victor, they immediately bow down. "Hail Adrios, King of Myth!" Tol teleported next to Adrios, on the opposite side that Vraxx was on, and bowed. "I admit; I was uncertain to our-...your success, King Adrios. I feared I would serve that wretched Traxis for all eternity. But you have usurped the mighty parasite, and the other one has fled at his first chance. Truly, your abilities have vastly surpassed those of the Brothers." "Yes, yes." Legath stated, watching Tol bow before his master. "It seems we have triumphed over the fool. Luckily I got some of its taste." He scowled. Traxis deserved it...Oh yes...But he wasn't dead. "A victory we have obtained, yes, but the fight.. it has not ended." The War God spoke, his voice devoid of the excited and bravado filling his fellow gods, "I can sense it, there's a new war brewing.. One that makes this one seem like merely a small conflict. Death is on the horizon, so my brothers, we must prepare." Four avatars of Water appear: One is a bulky armored warrior, one a nimble assassin, one a water-clone of a large arachnid, all standing guard in front of a nondescript humanoid being who is out of the Ancient's reach. "Hail Adrios," the three cry. "King of Myth!" Health: El'En'Gee: 14/25 Birmian: 25/25 Bookingtenacity: 25/25 Gavalanche: 22/25 Dragowarkiblugh: 25/25 Murphio: 25/25 Ninjasquingy: 25/25 Bobbart: 25/25 Brigland: 25/25 Adrios, New King of Myth: (UNTARGETABLE UNTIL ALL ELITES DEFEATED) Vraxx, First Elite: 50/50 Legath, Second Elite: 45/45 Tol'Reth'Mus, Third Elite: 40/40 All roll with D6 |
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
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Post by El'En'Gee on Apr 5, 2016 15:21:51 GMT
So this shall be a story, will it? Then us Ancients shall have to write our own ending. Taking a pen from planar existence, El'En'Gee begins writing, weakening these Elites and Adrios with each word.
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Birmian
A failure of an Ancient
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Post by Birmian on Apr 5, 2016 19:13:46 GMT
remembering all the times vraxx and tol beat birmian and his minions, he cowers as he throws little demon dicks at them.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Apr 5, 2016 19:38:39 GMT
I take the moon sphere. Fuck this guy.
Use moon powers or something else to attack Vraxx relentlessly.
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Apr 5, 2016 20:56:31 GMT
Oh to Chaos with it, I'm a pirate. I'll take water, if no one else objects.
In the meantime, I feel like having fun. Time to start shooting the Vraxx with guns!
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Post by Murphio on Apr 5, 2016 22:59:50 GMT
Round 6 Results:
El'En'Gee: 3
Birmian: 4
Bookingtenacity: 3
Gavalanche: 1
Dragowarkiblugh: 5
Murphio: 2
Ninjasquingy: 3
Bobbart: 3
Brigland: 1
Total damage: 25
Adrios, New King of Myth: 6
Vraxx, First Elite: 4
Legath, Second Elite: 3
Tol'Reth'Mus, Third Elite: 2
Total Damage: 15
The Moon Sphere has been ravaged and drained of power by Chaos, but with what energies it has remaining it will charge up and strike Adrios for a powerful blow once he is targetable. Then the Sphere will augment all Ancients with extra power to withstand the rest of Chaos's onslaught.
Health:
El'En'Gee: 14/25
Birmian: 19/25
Bookingtenacity: 25/25
Gavalanche: 22/25
Dragowarkiblugh: 22/25
Murphio: 25/25
Ninjasquingy: 23/25
Bobbart: 25/25
Brigland: 25/25
Adrios, New King of Myth: (UNTARGETABLE UNTIL ALL ELITES DEFEATED)
Vraxx, First Elite: 25/50
Legath, Second Elite: 45/45
Tol'Reth'Mus, Third Elite: 40/40
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Apr 5, 2016 23:08:46 GMT
Shooting him once wasn't enough?
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and start SHOOTING ONCE AGAIN!
In the meantime, here's a song for you all!
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
Posts: 87
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Post by El'En'Gee on Apr 6, 2016 4:51:26 GMT
El'En'Gee continues writing, sacrificing his own damage to add half his roll to each Ancient who posts here.
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Birmian
A failure of an Ancient
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Post by Birmian on Apr 6, 2016 21:45:18 GMT
fuck tol and his big fucking spodr body
fucking stab the shit out of that with my demon dick
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Post by Murphio on Apr 7, 2016 1:31:30 GMT
Round 6 Results:
El'En'Gee: 6
Birmian: 6
Bookingtenacity: 6
Gavalanche: 4
Dragowarkiblugh: 3
Murphio: 1
Ninjasquingy: 6
Bobbart: 5
Brigland: 6
Total damage: 43
Adrios, New King of Myth: 6
Vraxx, First Elite: 6
Legath, Second Elite: 4
Tol'Reth'Mus, Third Elite: 6
Total Damage: 22
The Mirage of the First Elite is dispelled, and the power that Chaos holds over the Elder Sphere of Water is weakened. Birmian wisely aims his next strike for Tol, using his beelzebubic phallus.
Health:
El'En'Gee: 4/25
Birmian: 13/25
Bookingtenacity: 25/25
Gavalanche: 16/25
Dragowarkiblugh: 22/25
Murphio: 25/25
Ninjasquingy: 23/25
Bobbart: 25/25
Brigland: 25/25
Adrios, New King of Myth: (UNTARGETABLE UNTIL ALL ELITES DEFEATED)
Vraxx, First Elite: 0/50
Legath, Second Elite: 45/45
Tol'Reth'Mus, Third Elite: 22/40
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