All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation

Murphio
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Hlegh, my brothers and sisters

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All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:09:52 GMT

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Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 2:09:52 GMT

They danced in their victory.

Mar 30, 2016 1:03:48 GMT El'En'Gee said:

Mar 31, 2016 1:54:55 GMT Murphio said:

Via Steam:

ted cruz: the zodiac killer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io6zGgZILYc
ted cruz: the zodiac killer: merry christmas

Mar 21, 2016 22:32:53 GMT Ninjasquingy said:

Mar 29, 2016 3:18:41 GMT Bookingtenacity said:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJUz1DO20Q

this is clearly MY victory dance

Mar 30, 2016 2:10:15 GMT Dragowarkiblugh said:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8AinsrYLCo

I'm all out of Chaos Tea, damnit!

I proceed to pirate breakdance like a motherflintlocker.

Mar 30, 2016 1:11:26 GMT Murphio said:

What is Murphio's victory dance, you ask?

Chaos panicked and raged as each planar form of itself was blown up, drowned in fat or cannonfire, shattered with hammers or Justice or Fallout 4. The Ancients had mastered their powers in time to dispel each lesser segment and had despite all odds obliterated them all. All golden avatars conjoined back through the dimensions and coalesced into a singular being, surrounded by all nine Ancients.

Enough! It begged.
Enough. I accept my fate.

Snarling and sneering, Chaos stood before them as the arena reformed, fully restored from the struggle. Pride broken and back against the proverbial wall, it conceded:

At least allow me one final stand. Against all of you.

Chaos: rolls with D6

vs.:

El'En'Gee: rolls with D6
Birmian: rolls with D6
Bookingtenacity: rolls with D6
Gavalanche: rolls with D6
Dragowarkiblugh: rolls with D6
Murphio: rolls with D6
Ninjasquingy: rolls with D6
Bobbart: rolls with D6
Brigland: rolls with D6

No more cheating. No more 'augmentations' or 'bonuses'. One final, fair fight.

Do you accept?

Last Edit: Mar 31, 2016 2:18:16 GMT by Murphio

Bookingtenacity A failure of an Ancient I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King. Posts: 53	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:21:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 31, 2016 2:21:55 GMT Yeah no. Wait Yeah. Sure.

Birmian A failure of an Ancient Posts: 27	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:22:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Birmian on Mar 31, 2016 2:22:13 GMT sure sounds great

Ninjasquingy A failure of an Ancient Posts: 26	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:26:09 GMT Bookingtenacity and Dragowarkiblugh like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 31, 2016 2:26:09 GMT Yeah okay. but if chaos bses us, we can all remember that a multidimensional space-demon was all like "fite fair losers"
	And?

Murphio Administrator Hlegh, my brothers and sisters Posts: 139	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:27:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 2:27:23 GMT I mean out of formality ima say yes to myself which feels weird and sortof ego-stroking but hlegh

Birmian A failure of an Ancient Posts: 27	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:30:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Birmian on Mar 31, 2016 2:30:52 GMT fuck you murphio

Murphio Administrator Hlegh, my brothers and sisters Posts: 139	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:38:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 2:38:54 GMT Mar 31, 2016 2:30:52 GMT Birmian said: fuck you murphio eyyyy lehleghmao

Birmian A failure of an Ancient Posts: 27	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 2:39:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Birmian on Mar 31, 2016 2:39:42 GMT what the fuck was that

El'En'Gee A failure of an Ancient Ancient of Gods and Creation Posts: 87	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 3:01:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 31, 2016 3:01:48 GMT Very well. Give us your best, Chaos.
	Once upon a time, there was the beginning of the end.

Dragowarkiblugh A failure of an Ancient Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking Posts: 53	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 3:09:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 31, 2016 3:09:44 GMT Ye dirty scoundrel, Chaos. We be brawlin now.
	The spheres before had seen the wars Of tens of Pirate Kings Yet now we Dragons hold two crowns And seven Deadly rings.

Murphio
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Hlegh, my brothers and sisters

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All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 21:27:49 GMT

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Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 21:27:49 GMT

The golden avatar of chaotic power takes a lumbering step back and bows.

Yes. It is about time this was finished.

The nine other Elder Spheres rise up behind Chaos.

But first, it's only fair that I take a few measly spheres.

The Elder Spheres spin around Chaos and swirl into its being. The nine disappeared and all ten pieces of Creation were united under its original divine owner at last. The avatar, laughing uproariously, grows and explodes into a massive, churning vortex of energy. It surrounded all of the Ancients as the arena broke and splintered away, replaced by the warping red glow of death all around them. The abominable, unstoppable energies of Chaos's full power bore down on them all, preventing them from accessing their newly acquired boosts of strength and sapping them of their life force. Almost powerless, they stood within the pure might of Creation's unbridled mixture of anger and glee.

El'En'Gee: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Birmian: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Bookingtenacity: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Gavalanche: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Dragowarkiblugh: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Murphio: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Ninjasquingy: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Bobbart: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25
Brigland: rolls with D6
Health: 25/25

Chaos: rolls with D6

Health: ∞/ ∞

∞/ ∞
MORONS
∞/ ∞
MAGGOTS
∞/ ∞
HAHAHA
∞/ ∞
CURL UP AND DIE, ANCIENTS.

BEGIN!

El'En'Gee
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All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 21:32:28 GMT

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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 31, 2016 21:32:28 GMT

Yet Chaos forgets one thing. Justice, and Justice's realm of the Sixth Dimension. It is Chaos who has overreached, as El'En'Gee pulls his fellow Ancients through to the Sixth and merges himself with Justice, a force that can equal Chaos.

"No, Chaos. Even without our spheres, the power of our creations and the force of our legacy shall beat you down, and destroy you."

Once upon a time, there was the beginning of the end.

Ninjasquingy
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All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 22:10:59 GMT Bookingtenacity likes this

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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 31, 2016 22:10:59 GMT

I KNEW THIS MFER WAS GONNA PULL SOME SHIT

"omg u guiz fite fare ;-;"

YEAH, SURE

KICK HIM IN HIS JUNK

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOES INFINITE DAMAGE AND REMOVES HIS ABILITY TO REPRODUCE

And?

Bookingtenacity A failure of an Ancient I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King. Posts: 53	All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 22:13:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 31, 2016 22:13:56 GMT ... Ah, but wait. I thought this was to be a 'fair fight'.

Bookingtenacity
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All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation Mar 31, 2016 22:14:49 GMT

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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 31, 2016 22:14:49 GMT

Mar 31, 2016 22:10:59 GMT Ninjasquingy said:

I KNEW THIS MFER WAS GONNA PULL SOME SHIT

"omg u guiz fite fare ;-;"

YEAH, SURE

KICK HIM IN HIS JUNK

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOES INFINITE DAMAGE AND REMOVES HIS ABILITY TO REPRODUCE

Bookingtenacity takes this very much seriously, and does so.

Everything.

All Ancients vs Chaos Battle: Final Confrontation

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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 31, 2016 2:21:55 GMT

Post by Birmian on Mar 31, 2016 2:22:13 GMT

Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 31, 2016 2:26:09 GMT

Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 2:27:23 GMT

Post by Birmian on Mar 31, 2016 2:30:52 GMT

Post by Murphio on Mar 31, 2016 2:38:54 GMT

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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 31, 2016 3:01:48 GMT

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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 31, 2016 21:32:28 GMT

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