Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 16, 2016 1:12:12 GMT
Then it is time. I unfurl another of my secret weapons, the awe-inspiring power of SONG to rally the Design into even fiercer combat with Chaos. I myself sign the song, to call forth even more ships. |
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Post by Murphio on Mar 16, 2016 1:27:45 GMT
The H4XX0R Attack strikes another powerful 100k. Your fellow Ancients are fighting back, and even more!; they are gaining the upper hand at last.
Round 7 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: 3 + 2*3 = 9(x16) = 144 + 150 = 294 + 11250 plundered = 11,544 + 7,258 = 18,802 damage, as well as that number of ships created.
Chaos: 4 (x1000) = 4,000 x.6 = 2,400
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 1,769,948/2,000,000
23,660 ships remaining: 1/1
More. Designier. Singier. Piratey-er.
Show Chaos who the real master of the sea is, who the real tea-sipping grandmaster is, what the Ancient Dragowarkiblugh is truly made of.
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 16, 2016 1:30:56 GMT
What am I made of, you ask?
You said it yourself, teach.
"I'm like a goddamned bar of soap to this corruption."
I'll need one round, I shall forge my ultimate weapon.
The Pirate Pad. It does not do what you think, it is merely a communication device, to assist with further plans.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 17, 2016 1:05:22 GMT
Round 8 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: Summons the Pirate Pad. Do elaborate on what that does.
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 x.6 = 600
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 1,769,948/2,000,000
23,060 ships remaining: 1/1
No srsly what does it do
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 17, 2016 1:24:59 GMT
A piratepad is a place where many posters and many gods collaborate, yes? And stats are put there before they enter combat, at least that's how it worked in cove.
So...given that we work in multiple dimensions...I'm pirating EVERYTHING. But first, to call for help.
The fallen gods, those who died too soon, I'm calling to them on the pad, bringing them to me. Those ideas for gods that were never form, the Spirits in the realms that died. All of that is a start.
"COME FORTH, LEGIONS OF THE FALLEN. YOUR RAGE ALONE SHALL SLAY THE UNSLAYABLE CHAOS."
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 17, 2016 1:56:19 GMT
(I'm effectively going to use it to draw power and I'm going to run its electric energy through Cove to trigger a superweapon.)
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Post by Murphio on Mar 18, 2016 1:09:08 GMT
Round 9 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: 5 + 3*3 = 14(x16) = 224 + 150 = 274 + 30,052 plundered = 30,326 + 23,060 ships = 53,386 damage, as well as that number of ships created.
Chaos: 2 (x1000) = 2,000 x.6 = 1,200
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 1,716,562/2,000,000
74,246 ships remaining: 1/1
The legion of dead, unused ideas is drawn forth while the fleet barrage and plunder their hearts out. Two more turns until the superweapon can be fired.
A CREATION event from another Ancient strikes Chaos with another 100,000 damage.
Chaos: 1,616,562/2,000,000
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 18, 2016 1:23:43 GMT
If this superweapon is strong enough, I might be able to tear through Chaos multirealmically.
Hence is the nature of PiratePads.
In the meantime, I attach wires of the PiratePad to the blood of Cove, so that for a moment, I can pull things out of it. If my powersource is strong enough, I might be able to keep the SuperPad charged and surgically remove some things from our buddy Cove.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 21:53:15 GMT
Round 10 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: 3 + 5*3 = 18(x16) = 288 + 150 = 458 + 83,438 plundered = 83,896 + 74,246 ships = 158,342 damage, as well as that number of ships created.
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 x.6 = 600
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 1,558,320/2,000,000
231,988 ships remaining: 1/1
The Pirate legions are reaching critical mass, and will eventually max out at 250,000 ships, effectively absorbing all damage away from Dragowarkiblugh and destroying a large portion of Chaos's health every turn. That in conjunction with the superweapon rapidly charging up will be sure to obliterate this threat once and for all.
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 22, 2016 1:37:27 GMT
Alright then. This gives me enough time to keep shooting Chaos.
Now, I can finally extract what I was looking for from Cove.
Two things. First the Sphere of Souls, so I can take Chaos's soul for...later purposes.
The second...oh the Second...this is gonna be fun.
I yank out the pure, unadulterated hatred of soardlo and place it in front of the superweapon to act as a refining lens for the next attack. It'll be more precise that way and much stronger.
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 22, 2016 22:59:31 GMT
And as the Sixth Dimension unfolds with Justice arriving on the fields of battle, this superweapon's power shall increase with the might of the Sixth. Each ship shall be sixfold, existing in a realm where Chaos cannot reach. Nothing can stop us!
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Post by Murphio on Mar 26, 2016 0:21:55 GMT
Round 11 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: Soard is an absolute dick and reduces your damage and even your Justice bonus to 0! Luckily you stall have: 231,988 ships = 231,988 damage, as well as that number of ships created.
Chaos: 3 (x1000) = 3,000 x.6 = 1,800
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 1,326,332/2,000,000
250,000 ships remaining: 1/1
That previous attack may have been flubbed, but by Soard's massive ego blocking all of the cannons from firing, and with Justice now behind you, and a maximum fleet capacity reached, and the plunder bonus maxing at 300,000 damage....
Bookingtenacity lends a Hammer of the Realms for an extra D6 (x50,000)!
Ninjasquingy lends a Fatman for an extra D6 (50,000)!
All multiplied by 6 and then doubled!
END THIS.
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 26, 2016 2:26:13 GMT
Then I have all that I need. I have all the ships I need, all of the gods I need, and now I have a superweapon.
I snap the neck of the personification of soard's hatred, and kick its head off the plank.
Now, for the ultimate weapon.
"One prick loses his head
And now Chaos is almost dead."
"Kill it firmly, stab it fast
Or else this breath will my last."
I fire the PiratePad, the equivalent to a supercharged harpoon gun, and hold onto the rope as it falls into Chaos.
I am ancient of Tea Drinking and Pirates. Therefore, I proceed to go from 'humanoid' form to an 'ancient, eldritch monstrosity' form and proceed to do one of 4 things:
You have 4 guesses as to exactly what I'm doing:
A. Stab Chaos with fancy cutlasses, and a dickblade.
B: Shoot Chaos with fancy guns, and a dickmusket
C: Create a giant teacup and proceed to drink Chaos
D: ALL OF THE FOOKIN ABOVE?
Not to make you a cheater, but the answer is D.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 30, 2016 0:58:10 GMT
Round 12 Results:
Dragowarkiblugh: 5 + 3*3 = 14(x16) = 224 + 150 = 374 + 300,000 plundered = 300,364 + 250,000 ships = 550,364 x 2 x 6 = 6,604,368
Bookingtenacity's Hammerosity: 6 (x50,000) = 300,000 x6 x 2 = 3,600,000
Ninjasquingy's Fatman: 5 (x50,000) = 250,000 x6 = 1,500,000 x 2 = 3,000,000
Total damage: 13,204,368.
Holy shit.
That's really the only apt way to describe what the final conjoined attack looks like; holy shit. With all efforts combined, Chaos is obliterated in an overwhelming hailfire of cannons, Fatman detonation, a Hammer of the Realms, Justice empowerment, business lunch, etc.
Health:
Dragowarkiblugh: 7,044/3,000
Chaos: 0/2,000,000
250,000 ships remaining: 1/1
Chaos is defeated, scattered into dust by the divine onslaught of Ancient power. There is only one thing left to do.
Dragowarkiblugh, what does your victory dance look like?
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Dragowarkiblugh
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Pirates and Tea-Drinking
Posts: 53
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Post by Dragowarkiblugh on Mar 30, 2016 2:10:15 GMT
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