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Post by Murphio on Mar 16, 2016 0:22:37 GMT
Round 6 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 5 + 6*3 = 23(x16) = 368 + 150 = 518 x6 = 2208 x 13.37 = 29,520 x 4.20 = 123,988 x 3.6 = 446,357
Chaos (Confused): 3 (x1000) = 3,000 x.6 = 1,800 /4.3 = 418
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 2,764/30,000
Chaos: 1,549,390/2,000,000
Bookingtenacity's shattering blow: 100,000
Chaos: 1,449,390/2,000,000
You fully expect correctly.
Chaos is unable to attack you without using its scope, and does not own a supply of marijuana with which to blaze and be leet. This results in the bullshit damages, while the cheats you downloaded continue to delay Chaos's victory.
You trigger a H4XX0R attack, reducing Chaos's health by 100,000 in all other Ancient battles as well.
Chaos falls back against the onslaught of sheer game mechanics and skill, overwhelmed by the noscoping Ancient.
Suddenly this battle is no longer impossible.
But be warned that Chaos is not playing games anymore. It will cheat against Ninjasquingy in retaliation.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 16, 2016 1:46:27 GMT
Well, now that I am high as shit, I think I can finally call on the ONE TRUE ANCIENT!  SNOOPUS DOGGIUS/LIONIUS! W33D ATTACK! |
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Post by Murphio on Mar 17, 2016 1:17:50 GMT
Round 7 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 2 + 2*3 = 8(x16) = 128 + 150 = 278 x W33D (33) = 9174 x 6 = 55,044
Chaos (Confused): 2 (x1000) = 2,000 x.6 = 1,200 /4.3 = 280
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 2,484/30,000
Chaos: 1,449,390/2,000,000
The gif imbues all subsequent attacks with a special power of weed. I'm getting really lazy so let's just slap on another x3 bonus.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 17, 2016 3:13:56 GMT
Hype for Fallout 4 DLC flows through my veins!
I am filled with CONSUMERISM!
I summon the power of Bethesda itself to assist me against my foe!
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Post by Murphio on Mar 18, 2016 1:16:23 GMT
Round 8 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 6 + 4*3 = 18(x16) = 288 + 150 = 438 x W33D (33) = 14,454 x 6 = 86,702 x Fallout 4 (4) = 346,896
Chaos: 3 (x1000) = 3,000 x.6 = 1,800 /4.3 = 418
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 2,066/30,000
Chaos: 1,102,494/2,000,000
A CREATION event triggered by another Ancient reduces Chaos's health by 100,000
Chaos: 1,002,494/2,000,000
Chaos's confusion wears off just in time to be met by bolstered videogame buffs, cheats, mods, nerfs, no scopes and H4XX3S. Weakened considerably, Chaos is now simply attempting to fend for itself.
It's time for an upgrade. Fallout Style.
Equip the Fatman? Y/N
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 18, 2016 2:45:18 GMT
I equip my personal Fatman, dubbed Overkill.
(Legendary effect: +25% damage vs an average fatman. guud legendary effects)
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 21:57:18 GMT
Ninjasquingy equips the Fatman. Your damage loses all current bonuses in exchange for (D6) x50,000, *tripled* if you can guess what number your roll will be from the D6 for a bullshitical hit.
Round 9 Results:
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 2,066/30,000
Chaos: 1,002,494/2,000,000
YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. GUESS A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 6, YOU FREAKING SQUINGY OF NINJAS.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 21, 2016 21:58:35 GMT
3
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 22:01:48 GMT
Round 9 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 3 (x50,000) = 150,000 (dont frigging lie to me i can see your edits)
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 x.6 = 600 /4.3 = 140
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 1,926/30,000
Chaos: 852,494/2,000,000
Chaos has dropped below the 50% mark and in its frenzy, breaks free of Kitten debuff (x.6).
UNLOAD ANOTHER FATMAN POST-HASTE.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 21, 2016 22:07:23 GMT
IT'S TOTALLY 4 THIS TIME I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BAWLZ
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 22:10:52 GMT
Round 10 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 3 (x50,000) = 150,000
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 /4.3 = 233
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 1,693/30,000
Chaos: 702,494/2,000,000
Lol 3 again you suck at Fallout bruh.
CHAOS WILL BREAK FREE OF THE DAMAGE NERF IN 2 TURNS.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 21, 2016 22:18:15 GMT
I'M DOING 150000 DAMAGE A SHOT THAT WOULD KILL LITERALLY ANYTHING IN FALLOUT EXCEPT FOR LIBERTY PRIME BCUZ LIBERTY PRIME OP
IT'S FOUR PROBS
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 22:22:09 GMT
Round 11 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 6 (x50,000) = 300,000
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 693/30,000
Chaos: 402,494/2,000,000
Chaos has been placed below 1/4th health and digitally tears away the /4.3 damage nerf. Lords protect you now. The only way to survive the next turn is to crit.
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Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 21, 2016 22:24:46 GMT
CHAOS YOU MFER
PUT THAT CAT SUIT BACK ON
FOUR
IT'S GONNA BE FOUR THIS TIME
PROBABLY NOT
BUT FUCK IT I'LL TRY
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Post by Murphio on Mar 21, 2016 22:30:48 GMT
Round 11 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 4 (x50,000) = 200,000 x 3 = 600,00
Chaos: 0
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 693/30,000
Chaos: 0/2,000,000
Chaos is stuck a fatal blow, slowly disintegrating into particles of golden light and power. It roars and struggles to maintain its form but eventually collapses in an explosion of dust.
The greatest threat to have ever confronted Tears of the Gods has been vanquished. So there is only one question left for you:
NinjaSquingy, WHAT DOES YOUR VICTORY DANCE LOOK LIKE?
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