|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 6, 2016 2:26:55 GMT
You have arrived. Chaos is in front of you. His power is far stronger and he will destroy you and your friends. What will you do? |
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 6, 2016 3:32:16 GMT
Toss the dice.
|
|
|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 6, 2016 3:58:16 GMT
Ninjasquingy tosses the dice with incredible velocity, attempting to ram it into Chaos's face.
Round 1 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 4
Chaos: 2 (x1000) = 2000
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 3000/5000
Chaos: 1,999,996/2,000,000
Chaos is barely affected and punches with a large golden mechanical fist, thrashing Ninjasquingy into the air.
Crippled, next attack deals half damage.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 8, 2016 3:02:49 GMT
Deploy the AND? beam.
|
|
El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
Posts: 87 
|
Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 8, 2016 3:30:59 GMT
El'En'Gee's Effigy fires a "SO WHAT?!" beam alongside the AND? beam.
|
|
|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 9, 2016 0:51:45 GMT
Chaos has been turned into a kitten 3-dimensionally by Bookingtenacity, reducing Chaos's damage by 40%.
You receive an extra tripled roll every turn from El'En'Gee's Effigy, then a x16 bonus from Fuck Yous and +150 due to Gods and Demigod minions.
Round 2 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 1 +2(x3) =7 (x16) = 262 crippled x.5 = 131
Chaos: 4 (x1000) = 4,000 x.6 = 2400
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 600/5,000
Chaos: 1,999,865/2,000,000
The tandem beams are stronger than Ninjasquingy's initial attack, but still hardly enough to damage the monstrous Chaos beast, which brings him close to his demise in just two rounds.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 9, 2016 2:58:04 GMT
Throw a singular mantis shrimp into Chaos' eye.
.
Those fuckers are VICIOUS.
|
|
El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
Posts: 87
|
Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 9, 2016 3:00:40 GMT
El'En'Gee's Effigy throws a second mantis shrimp into Chaos' other eye.
|
|
|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 10, 2016 2:29:07 GMT
Round 3 Results:
Ninjasquingy: 5 + 6*3 = 23 (x16) = 368 + 150 = 518, successfully blinds Chaos for 2 turns
Chaos: Blinded for 2 turns
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 600/5,000
Chaos: 1,999,347/2,000,000
It seems your Ancient power slowly grows with each damaging attempt and assistance from other Ancients, but Chaos can't be stalled forever. Or can it? Currently your power needs to be awakened further, but first, creating some infuriating status effects should cloud Chaos's abilities.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 10, 2016 3:00:24 GMT
Well, if I know anything about Pokemon, I know that confusion is the most infuriating status effect.
Ninjasquingy sent out Zubat!
Zubat used Supersonic!
|
|
|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 11, 2016 14:00:31 GMT
Zubat rolls 5! Chaos is confused for 5 turns and has a 50/50 chance of harming itself with its own attack.
Round 4 Results:
Ninjasquingy: confuses Chaos
Chaos (confused): 6 (x1000) = 6,000 x.6 = confused 3,600 to itself
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 600/5,000
Chaos: 1,995,747/2,000,000
Chaos somehow loops its timeless, omnipotent fists right back at its own face because a tiny mammal with wings told it to. The status effect is a good start, but more debuffs and damage reductions will be more than necessary to prevent oblivion.
Zubat permanently adds +1 to Ninjasquingy's roll before other bonuses are applied.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 11, 2016 21:29:28 GMT
Chaos somehow loops its timeless, omnipotent fists right back at its own face because a tiny mammal with wings told it to. [See my profile picture for further comments on this state of affairs] Ninjasquingy quickly goes to nexusmods.com and downloads a mod that nerfs Chaos into oblivion. i mean come on bethesda wtf kind of shitty boss design is this look at his fucking health bar his only weaknesses are zubats and becoming a kitten |
|
El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
Posts: 87
|
Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 11, 2016 22:04:48 GMT
El'En'Gee's Effigy downloads cheat mods that boost Ninjasquingy's health and damage, then applies them to this instance.
|
|
|
|
Post by Murphio on Mar 15, 2016 20:29:19 GMT
Round 5 Results:
Ninjasquingy: Downloads a Fallout 4 Patch 1.3 nerf to Chaos in order to lower the difficulty curb for noob players like you.
Chaos's damage is now divided by 4.3 on top of the kitten debuff.
Cheat mods downloaded: 6. All stats multiplied by 6 AFTER all bonuses.
Chaos (Confused): 3 (x1000) = 3,000 x.6 = 1,800 /4.3 = 418
Health:
Ninjasquingy: 3,182/30,000
Chaos: 1,995,747/2,000,000
The Internet is a beautiful godsend, extending Ninjasquingy's life and drastically reducing the damage that Chaos will subsequently deal. Unfortunately its Health files cannot even be edited by mods. Despite all of the cheats, we will need more of the 1337 damages, more debuffs, more drama, more bloodshed.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ninjasquingy on Mar 15, 2016 21:51:17 GMT
Challenge Chaos to a 1337 360 noscope battle, then 420 blaze it all day long.
I fully expect all of these numbers to be buffs of some kind.
|
|
