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Post by Murphio on Mar 6, 2016 2:29:14 GMT
As is...I. Bookingtenacity is here. You have arrived. Chaos is far stronger than you and will destroy you and your fellow Ancients. What will you do? |
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 8, 2016 1:44:20 GMT
I shall obviously rewrite all the prophecies in my favor, being the ancient of forums and all.
Chaos shall be...a kitten.
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 8, 2016 1:47:09 GMT
El'En'Gee allows Bookingtenacity to rehost the amazing 50+ page failure Global War.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 8, 2016 1:47:23 GMT
wat
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Post by Murphio on Mar 8, 2016 1:50:16 GMT
Chaos becomes a kitten in the 3-dimensional plane. But 2 dimensions will still fuck you up.
Chaos's rolls reduced by 40% for all allies.
Bookingtenacity gains an extra roll from El'En'Gee's Effigy, a multiplier of x4 from Birmian's Fuck You Murphio, and +150 from El'En'Gee's creation powers.
Gtg for tonight srry
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 8, 2016 20:59:00 GMT
This has only just begun.
KICK CHAOS IN THE EVERYTHING.
HAH! GET IT?
My bad puns shall save us all.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 9, 2016 0:58:52 GMT
Bonus increased to x16 by more Fuck Yous.
Round 1 Results:
Bookingtenacity: 6 +6x3 = 24 (x16) = 384 + 150 = 534
Chaos: 3 (x1000) = 3,000 x.6 = 1,800
Health:
Bookingtenacity: 3,200/5,000
Chaos: 1,999,466/2,000,000
Congratulations. That is the most anyone has ever damaged me in a single attack so far.
Now you will suffer for that.
The repeated kicks to the everything are a significantly powerful opening move, but hardly inflict wounds on the abominable form of golden power towering over you on a hellish Chaos arena.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 9, 2016 1:04:16 GMT
Ahh. And that is fine.
Considering my health it actually isn't.
HAMMER OF THE REALMS!
A massive sledgehammer bears down on Chaos, comprised of the energies of the destroyed realms.
(calling it rn this ain't gonna work)
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Post by Murphio on Mar 9, 2016 1:24:43 GMT
Round 2 Results:
Number of Destroyed Realms that manage to contribute to the hammer blow: 1 (awkward)
Which Realm?: Uvite: External x4 multiplier to this attack
Bookingtenacity: 6 +3*3 = 15 (x16) = 240 + 150 = 390 x4 = 1560
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 x.6 = 600
Health:
Bookingtenacity: 2,600/5,000
Chaos: 1,997,886/2,000,000
Chaos is enraged by its own shortcoming in a followup attack. An attack even more substantial than the previous one strikes it as a large purple hammer rises up and smacks it over the head, dealing what would be staggering amounts of damage, if this weren't Chaos.
Chaos leaps into the air to stomp down on Bookingtenacity.
Uvite's energy is depleted and won't be used again by the hammer.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 9, 2016 1:39:47 GMT
Summon RPNation at my side. The most cancerous of the forums shall aid me in battle.
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El'En'Gee
A failure of an Ancient
Ancient of Gods and Creation
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Post by El'En'Gee on Mar 9, 2016 2:58:38 GMT
El'En'Gee's Effigy summons Cove, the abandoned forum that was popular only for a little while.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 10, 2016 2:23:27 GMT
Round 3 Results: Forums summoned:
Health of RPNation: 6,000/6,000
Health of Cove: 5,000/5,000
Chaos: 4 (x1000) = 4,000 x .6 = 2,400
Health:
Bookingtenacity: 2,600/5,000
RPNation: 6,000/6,000
Cove: 2,600/5,000
Chaos: 1,997,886/2,000,000
The newly summoned forum blocks Chaos's thrashing but takes just as much damage as Bookingtenacity has already sustained. It seems bolstering defensive bonuses may be urgent before more offensive action can be taken.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 12, 2016 1:47:13 GMT
I shall grant myself the sphere of Chaos in order to combat this beastly piece of blasphemy.
And of course repair the damages.
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Post by Murphio on Mar 15, 2016 20:36:04 GMT
Round 4 Results:
Sphere of Chaos acquired. All Bookingtenacity's subsequent rolls will be multiplied by a random D6 roll AFTER all other bonuses.
Bookingtenacity: 3 + 2*3 = 9(x16) = 154 + 150 = 304 health to all allies.
Chaos: 1 (x1000) = 1,000 x.6 = 600
Health:
Bookingtenacity: 2,904/5,000
RPNation: 6,304/6,000
Cove: 2,304/5,000
Chaos: 1,997,886/2,000,000
Chaos's attack once again is absorbed by RPNation. Some impressive forum bulwarks have been set up, but that will not be enough. Chaos cannot be held off forever, nor can its battle be denied. What we need is bullshit damages. We need the Realms, and we need more bonuses. All of the bonuses and all of the damage to take this thing down.
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Bookingtenacity
A failure of an Ancient
I have the crowns. I have the rings. I placed the pawns for the Royal King.
Posts: 53
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Post by Bookingtenacity on Mar 15, 2016 21:12:58 GMT
"what we need is bullshit damages"
I call the realms to empower me, then. I AM the realms. I will become the realms.
I am the Ancient of rehosted RPs? Good, then that means I can use the Chaos from the original TotG. Use it to empower me. TO BECOME ME, WITH THE REALMS.
ok is that enough cheating?
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No?
BULLSHIT INTENSIFIES.
OVERDRIVE.
Enough summoning. I will make this MY crusade.
Raise the hammer and strike, channeling chaotic energy into the weapon in order to deal as much damage as possible. Then, proceed to tear apart the fourth and fifth dimensions.
All of this bullshit compressed into one attack. Yes, but this is not the end. Chaos will never be prepared for what's next.
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